“… four tweety birds, three french fries, two purple ducks, and a pear tree on a pear tree!”

I hear this at every shop I go into. Getting pretty sick of it. Yep I’m asking for new songs. BUT, BUT, not the type of tongue twisting raps or crazy pitched vocals. Give me a carol-like tune, with kindergarten words. Think Jingle Bells, think Silent Night.

Same with National Day. Every year’s song getting harder to sing, and harder to understand. How to get spirit lidat!? Just keep the “Count on Me” and “Stand up for Singapore” coming! And “Five Stars Arising”!

Disclaimer: The author knows the original lyrics to the song in the first paragraph.