i love kids

I’m surprised I never wrote this before, as I’ve thought about this long ago.

But ya, I love kids. I just don’t like my own kid. Why? Because they will grow up, and I only like kids.

So I will be my friends’ kids’ godfather. Then I can go visit them and buy them toys and bring them to the zoo.

Then I’ll return the kid to you at night.

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