Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

He’s so far in the closet he’s in Narnia

I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

This girl rang me up one time, she says “come over, nobody is home”, I went over, no one was home…

That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag… it took him 3 days to respawn!

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

Headline: ISRAEL PULLS OUT OF GAZA, GAZA NOT PREGNANT

Womens faults are many, while men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.

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Song of the Moment: Lenka – The Show

tonight i’ve experienced what can be described as “howling” wind! There was really a howling sound as the wind came through. I opened my windows and after a while a sudden gust would come and blow it shut. Den i did it again haha.

But nothing special came after the winds. Like no feeling of anything supernatural…

All of us are still awake… :S

I can’t remember if I wrote this before, but so many people I know hurt their back recently. My lead sprained his back last month, and hasn’t been swimming till now. A week later Boss got 2 day MC + weekend for spraining his back too. Then windy’s back. Now jonquil31.

Makes me worry about my own back. Better not keep sitting at the computer. *lies on bed to MSN…*

Heng I had planned to take a cab to office. The bus crowd would have been crazy. I’ve never met such heavy rain; the road cannot be seen and we throttled down to 40km/h on the freeway. There were many lightning streaks in the sky, I wonder if windy caught any lol.

“The important thing is not to look for things we like to do, but to like the things that you’re doing” – Gan Kim Yong, Manpower Minister

Quote from Today newspaper report, “Any job should do …Flexibility will impress future employers, Gan tells youth who raise discrimination concerns”. Maybe this kind of thought is appropriate in this economic climate. At the same time I recall the recent SAF MO Allan Ooi incident…

I still dislike running. I believe its the 2nd most boring sport that mankind has come up with.

I think I can run, I’ve ran long and far before, but it’s not satisfying.

These few days there are scores of kids going around with tin cans at interchanges. It’s the poly orientation week. But I did not donate. Why? Because they did not ask me to. I walked past a few groups, some just stood there waiting. Others chit-chatted among themselves.

That’s like putting up a donation station there, where you just walk up and donate. Don’t need the kids there. If someone really wanted to donate to that organization they can also do it without them standing there for half a day with a can.

for bubble tea with PUDDING.